This chat took place on the evening of 2006-07-09. Although, this log seems to be fake, since Paralax have posted the TRUTH here. ;)

  20:30:38 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Radio PARALAX - Live aus Berlin!!! - Mit interaktiven Liveberichten zum Spiel Frankreich - Italien. Mit interaktivem Liveticker. - Jetzt einschalten und die Remix64 Neuvorstellungen geniessen. Videostream: www.radio-paralax.de/video.m3u (Winamp ab Version 5) oder Audiostream von unserer Webseite www.radio-paralax.de - Viel Spaß und Gute Unterhaltung!
  21:15:32 John@Myself: I wish you good luck, but you don't have to spam my ICQ with these kind of messages, thank you.
  21:16:18 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Usual Auto-Messages like hundrets of tother gets.
  21:16:30 John@Myself: Then please remove me.
  21:16:40 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Don't want.
  21:16:47 John@Myself: Don't want to do what?
  21:17:30 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: No.
  21:18:09 John@Myself: Well, then it's a /ignore that'll take place, I guess.
  21:18:32 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: I've more than one ICQ Account.
  21:18:52 John@Myself: So? You're gonna spam me from each and everyone of them or what?
  21:19:24 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Everyone get this messages, no one is complaining. Better for them
  21:19:35 John@Myself: I am complaining, since I don't want them.
  21:21:53 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: :P
  21:22:15 John@Myself: No need for a smile. Just remove me from these auto-spamlists.
  21:22:31 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: No:P
  21:22:43 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: And again NO NO No
  21:22:51 John@Myself: Ok, then it's gonna be a message to your ISP, I suppose.
  21:23:12 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: As I said I've more accounts.
  21:23:48 John@Myself: I'm astonished. You're even MORE daft, stupid and crazy than I ever could've imagined.
  21:24:49 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: That's your imagination not these of the others.
  21:24:56 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: listening now at the moment... ;)
  21:25:27 John@Myself: Ehh? What are you talking about right now? You ARE plain stupid. That's all.
  21:26:26 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: No, I'm a genias.:)
  21:26:34 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: just doing what I must do.
  21:26:54 John@Myself: ...and what's that? Trying to annoy me even more?
  21:26:55 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: And I love you if you also love me.
  21:27:40 John@Myself: I don't love you. It's more that I LOATHE you, but it's no use to talk anymore to you, since you can't understand a word of what I'm saying. I could just as well write in swedish.
  21:29:32 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Doen't matter what you do. I do what I do whatever happens...no matter if you love or hating me.  
  21:29:43 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: It's up to you to accept me as I am.
  21:29:49 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: or not...
  21:29:57 John@Myself: Well, I don't, so what do I do then?
  21:30:22 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Maybe accept me as I am as I do.
  21:31:06 John@Myself: A completely crazy and delusional person?
  21:31:35 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: If you regard me as this, I've no problem with it.:)
  21:31:49 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: I also having my personal minds.
  21:32:00 John@Myself: Oh, so you don't mind me thinking you're a complete retard?
  21:32:59 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Just a human as you. Beeinmg for the same reason on this world like you.  
  21:33:26 John@Myself: Not really. I'm not here to make the world a living hell for others.
  21:37:08 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: I even don't.
  21:55:54 John@Myself: As usual, I don't understand you.
  21:57:10 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You mustn't understand me. I've more than enough friends doing...
  21:57:33 John@Myself: ...then why won't you just leave me alone?
  21:57:42 John@Myself: You plan to haunt me forever, or what?
  21:58:40 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You haunt ME with your cheap threstings.
  21:58:59 John@Myself: Threstings??? Now, which language is that???     
  21:59:10 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Forget it.
  21:59:15 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Vergiss es.
  21:59:21 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Hab keinen Bock darauf.  
  21:59:50 John@Myself: Som sagt, du ÄR dummare än du ser ut, o det vill inte säga lite...
  22:00:38 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Ja, genau...es ist Sommer und es ist heiß...drum ess ich ein Zitroneneis!
  22:08:01 John@Myself: Good for you. Hope it tastes good.
  22:08:20 John@Myself: I'll block you now anyway. Have a nice life.
  22:08:36 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: YOu may try it at least. Good luck.;)
  22:08:57 John@Myself: Oh, a threat? *S* You're a bit pathetic, you know that?
  22:09:27 John@Myself: Ahh, sorry. A bit is the wrong word. You're simply pathetic. I feel sorry for you... *S*
  22:09:40 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Funny opinion. *g*
  22:10:15 John@Myself: We'll, I'm not the only one that has that opinion, you know. You've made a complete fool out of yourself so I'm sure it's true.
  22:11:07 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: I've at least the same of peoples beeing behind ME!
  22:11:45 John@Myself: Good for you. It seems like you'll need it.
  22:12:33 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Just good to have. My thrust to myself is higher than you know.
  22:12:55 John@Myself: We even felt sorry for the other DJs at Radio Paralax because of your actions, but as it seems, we didn't have to do that.
  22:13:18 John@Myself: ...and btw, the reason why my opinion is funny is because of the simple fact that it's true. :)
  22:14:03 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: The other DJ's are fully standing behind ME.
  22:14:10 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: And that will NEVER change.
  22:14:49 John@Myself: Then I feel sorry for them as well.
  22:15:07 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Poor boy.
  22:15:30 John@Myself: Yes you are.
  22:17:24 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: No YOU are.;)
  22:18:15 John@Myself: Oh? ...and you've figured that out in what way?
  22:18:36 John@Myself: ...based on what?
  22:19:19 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You're so cute....
  22:19:23 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: :-*
  22:19:25 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Sweetie.
  22:20:03 John@Myself: Well, you know, too bad for you that remix64 only consist of hetero English people, then. But then again, what would you need it for?
  22:20:41 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Just take a small look in our leink section.
  22:20:53 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You see more than enough partners we have.;)
  22:21:19 John@Myself: Then I feel sorry for them as well, I suppose... :) They don't know what they're dealing with.
  22:21:57 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Be sure they DO! :P
  22:22:19 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: It's not your problem any more.
  22:22:36 John@Myself: So, they know they're dealing with a suicidal maniac? How nice of you to tell them. :)
  22:23:01 John@Myself: Yes, I'm trying NOT to make it my problem so therefor I want you to stop harassing me with your spam about your so called "shows"...
  22:25:07 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: lol
  22:25:09 John@Myself: ...but since you won't let me off the hook, then you're MAKING it my problem.
  22:25:17 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You're so cute.
  22:26:06 John@Myself: Manuel, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm not gay. Even if I were, I doubt I could ever be attracted to you. Sorry to break your heart now. You'll have to stick with Micha.
  22:27:41 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Oh no...and I was already planning our marring day.:'(
  22:27:49 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: :D
  22:28:15 John@Myself: Sorry. My arse is exit only...
  22:28:41 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: loooooooooool      
  22:28:49 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  22:29:12 John@Myself: Go to sleep then. Please.
  22:29:32 John@Myself: At least you've given the people at #slayradio a good laugh, so I thank you for that... :)
  22:30:05 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: They're only laughing in you deep mind...maybe.
  22:30:17 John@Myself: Oh, they are? *S*
  22:30:21 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Better to cancel your whole web account.
  22:30:45 John@Myself: Nah, I think I'll stick with it a bit longer, thank you.
  22:30:52 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You're only a little piece of shit compared to us.
  22:31:22 John@Myself: Yeah, your number of listeners tells the exact same thing. :)
  22:31:25 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You're the laughting number 1 in our internat forum.
  22:31:31 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: and even in our chat as well.
  22:31:51 John@Myself: Feel free, since you're DEFINATELY #1 in #slayradio... :)
  22:31:57 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: I've over 20 at the moment, only for info. :)
  22:32:04 John@Myself: Wooow... Impressive. ;)
  22:32:19 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You're just talkin BULLSHIT like ever.
  22:32:34 John@Myself: Come join #slayradio a while, then. :)
  22:33:28 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Don't think I couldn't. Obvoiusly you dont nothing about proxies. But I advise you don't joining at us.
  22:34:29 John@Myself: I DO invite you to join us. :)
  22:35:17 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: NO ONE from us will join your bullshit chat without a reason.
  22:35:37 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Not Sky, not Micha...NO ONE! Accept that.
  22:35:53 John@Myself: Well, we'll certainly grieve over that fact.
  22:36:22 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Just accept what I say and stop dreamimg.
  22:36:43 John@Myself: Dreaming about what?
  22:36:44 John@Myself: *S*  
  22:37:45 John@Myself: You could point your visitors to http://ziphoid.com/parachat.html and they'll be able to follow what we're typing now. :)
  22:38:29 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: The problem is that NO ONE will do it.
  22:39:07 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Just continue dreaming...
  22:39:37 John@Myself: I still can't understand what it is you think I'm dreaming of... *S*
  22:39:52 John@Myself: A world without Radio Paralax? Well, it WOULD be for the better... *S*
  22:40:15 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You're just a piece of shit.
  22:40:24 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: boring me.
  22:40:29 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  22:41:05 John@Myself: As I said. Just STOP spamming me with info about your so-called "shows" and you won't need to see me. :)
  22:41:12 John@Myself: That's all I ask for.
  22:41:53 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: And you get my answer.
  22:42:04 John@Myself: ...which is?
  22:42:46 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: NO!
  22:42:55 John@Myself: Btw, just FYI, we were actually more people at my place this weekend than you've ever had as listeners. :)
  22:44:08 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Continue dreming.
  22:44:29 John@Myself: Well, it's not a dream. :) It's a fact.
  22:46:01 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: It's YOUR dream!
  22:46:09 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Be funny with it.
  22:46:11 John@Myself: As I said. It's a fact. :)
  22:48:34 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: All your said is a DREAM.
  22:48:47 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Youself are a bad dream.
  22:48:51 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: not more.
  22:48:59 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Go home LOOSER.
  22:49:15 John@Myself: Sorry to disappoint you, but I AM home.
  22:50:06 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  22:50:32 John@Myself: Aww, poor little Manuel needs his beauty sleep... Yes... You DO need it... ;)
  22:51:00 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Poor litle boy.
  22:51:21 John@Myself: Yes, I've said that I feel pity for you more than once... ;)
  22:52:34 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Oh sweetie...
  22:52:45 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Piss off and do yourself a favour.
  22:53:49 John@Myself: You know what? I actually only think you're jealous of the fact that you've been doing this for (as you say) 16 years and still suck at it, while I manage quite well after only being on air for half a year, isn't that so? :) Come on, you can admit it to me, you know... ;)
  22:55:50 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: I only admit that you're a chep piece of shit. 
  22:56:04 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: like a fly I kill in my hand.
  22:57:43 John@Myself: Well, I still can't understand why you think that. Based on what? I've ONLY told the truth. I've been VERY frank and straight forward to you, giving you pointers and MORE than one chance to behave like a sane person and you've failed completely.
  22:58:59 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: That's only YOUR version, not mine.
I don't call that "truth".
  22:59:35 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Just go home. It's late for you.
  23:00:08 John@Myself: So, now is your chance. Please DO tell me what YOU consider is the truth, then. I'm all ears.
  23:02:29 John@Myself: ...or better yet, please proxy in and tell #slayradio (on EFNET, you twat) the truth. Or, you could just type it under your nice alias Elly73 on the R64 board. I'll allow you to create such a thread. I want YOUR version.
  23:03:42 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Just type what you want...you'll NEVER got another thread there from me.
Be lucky...I don't need that.
  23:03:56 John@Myself: *pfew* Thank you. :)
  23:03:59 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: DU HAST VERSCHISSEN!!!
  23:04:53 John@Myself: It must be nice to live in your little dream world, huh? Do the men in the white coats treat you nicely? Are you sure you ate ALL the little colorful pills today? ;)
  23:05:29 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You're to weak for me...just give it up!
  23:06:41 John@Myself: You STILL don't understand. For starters, I CAN'T give up, since there's nothing to give up. I'm ONLY trying to get rid of your hauntings. *sigh*
  23:08:02 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: lol
  23:08:06 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:10:11 John@Myself: Don't let me keep you. Just remove me. ...and you know, this kind of harassment actually is MORE than enough for an ISP to cut a subscription. :)
  23:11:31 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Forget it.
  23:11:36 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:13:59 John@Myself: Wel,l I guess it's easy enough to just put /ignore on you, but that kinda spoils the fun... *S*
  23:14:45 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:14:58 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Just do what you want and fuck you.
  23:15:29 John@Myself: ...and as always, you're mature 14-year old side shows itself... Again... :)
  23:15:56 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Go home and fuck you.
  23:16:21 John@Myself: Aww, should I send over an english dictionary, since it seems like you're running out of words? :)
  23:20:16 John@Myself: Well, have a good nights sleep, since it seems like you'll need it. Don't let the bed bugs bite too hard.
  23:21:33 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Go home and fuck you.
  23:21:46 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Go to your mum
  23:22:32 John@Myself: http://www.yourdictionary.com/
  23:23:00 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: www.gotobed.com
  23:23:11 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: www.go2hell.com
  23:23:29 John@Myself: Ohh, you're regular sites? :)
  23:23:34 John@Myself: your
  23:24:32 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:25:57 John@Myself: Btw, just a comment:
  23:26:01 John@Myself: [23:24:35]  Ziphoid - you sure you never did anything to him in a previous life - or is he just mental?
  23:26:15 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:26:35 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Bad looser.
  23:27:15 John@Myself: Now, this one you'll have to explain. Exactly WHAT is it that you think that I've lost? *S* The "battle" between SLAY Radio and Radio Paralaxative? 
  23:29:20 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Dad looser.
  23:29:31 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Go home
  23:29:44 John@Myself: Nah, my dad is all well, thank you.
  23:32:15 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:32:40 John@Myself: *hmm* Am I talking to a bot or a broken record now? *S*
  23:33:29 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:34:05 John@Myself: Ahh, the AI is poorly written, but what to expect... *S*
  23:34:19 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:34:38 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: You good night kiss, sweetie.:-*
  23:35:26 John@Myself: Btw, how many viewers/listeners do you have atm, then? :)
  23:35:36 John@Myself: Is it double figures?? ;)
  23:35:50 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: :-*
  23:35:56 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*
  23:36:40 John@Myself: Well, at least, we're not ashamed of the amount of listeners over at SLAY Radio...
  23:37:10 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: That's my secret sweetie.
  23:37:25 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Another kiss sweetie?
  23:37:28 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: :-*
  23:37:35 John@Myself: Oh, so you ARE ashamed? Awww... Poor little Manuel...
  23:37:51 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Poor sick sweetie.
  23:38:35 John@Myself: *hmmm* We actually only have 132 listeners atm, since we're not doing a live show...
  23:39:36 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: Nice, go licking them.
  23:42:09 John@Myself: Btw, why did you call LMan at work? Did he tell you that you could do such a thing?
  23:43:29 -=[Radio-PARALAX]=-: *TIRED*